A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
by bihgonbeabih2115 April 10, 2023
Get the Johnmug. An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)
Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023
Get the John R.mug. John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.
by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023
Get the john crow battymug. So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018
Get the Johnmug. When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020
Get the On John Ross 365mug. John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
Get the John Maddenmug.