Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Burnt n Turnt

Song by lil Gotit and NAV

“I’m burnt n Turnt but I don’t wanna go home”

by Ethans Fetish July 12, 2021

Zachary N

The most handsome boy in the whole wide world. <3

10/1/24

-AR

"Zachary N is the love of my life"

by happymeal537 July 2, 2025

Stow ‘N Go

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.

The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.

by YeOldSaltyPirate June 14, 2024

Zant .N. B

zant is a very cool, brave, handsome, short and very strong guy. and a straight black hair guy, he is very good in bed and also very protective of his friends and if you are his girlfriend you are very lucky he will do anything to please you

Zant .N. B

by Cool one filippino December 9, 2021

gin n sonic

A less sweet and less calorific version of GnT. It’s Gin Soda and Tonic.

Ed: would you like a gin n tonic
Phoebe: ohh no. That’s too sweet but I do like a good gin
Ed: how about a gin n sonic then?
Phoebe: perfect !

by Ed the Shred October 15, 2022

faster n harder

A song by 6arelyhuman :)

"So I party like a rockstar, look like a porn star"
"Every day I go hard, riding in my sports car"
"Pull of in that V8"
"Songs on replay"
"Spinning like a DJ"
"Make it look easy"
"I go faster n harder, faster n harder-"

by zesty_zephyr December 14, 2024