halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.

Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates

by lekshuu October 10, 2019

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

The Rat Dat Like Chocolate

the rat dat like chocolate is an innocent rat from rats united just trying to have a good time hehe hes so cool and cute and cuddly heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehe he is unlike the other rats

yo the rat dat like chocolate is over there

by RE<MY July 2, 2020

Pain au chocolat

It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.

Guy 1 : Hey, qu'est-ce que tu veux pour le petit déjeuner ?
Guy 2 : Je prendrais bien un pain au chocolat !

by Natha76131 August 25, 2020

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum

Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.

by CBTmaster69 February 23, 2021