Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021

Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps

"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 28, 2021

Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

by edphooey January 11, 2012

winston monkey rage

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.

The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

by PoshLord May 30, 2016

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.

Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.

by Atraylen June 07, 2011