Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

William Phoenix-Bowers

William (will for short) is an extremely selfish person. Whenever you’re around him he will always judge over people on the way they look or how they aren’t as good as something as him. If you ever meet William phoenix -bowers, stay far away because his largely egotistical, selfish personality is not something most people would want to be face to face with.

“ Hey do you know William Phoenix-Bowers?” “Oh yeah he’s a right ole c*nt!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

William phoenix-bowers

A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.

“Who’s the most annoying prick you know?” “Oh it’s got to be William phoenix-bowers!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

Never-ending bowl

The phenomenon in which, when faced with a bowl of food (salad, pasta, etc.), eating continually does nothing to decrease the quantity of food from which you started.

A: "Dude, are you even eating?"
B: "I am, it’s just a never-ending bowl!"

by aureliaaurita June 20, 2024

Thunder in the Bowl

This occurs whenever you take a shit, and your insides sound like thunder rumbling in the distance. Usually associated with really bad diarrhea or a stomach bug

Whenever I was running, I got the bubble guts, but when I went to release the beast, it sounded like thunder in the bowl. Wowza!

by adnutor June 26, 2024