Poop fracking

A colloquial termology describing the act of vigorously "eating ass".

"I am a bottoms' rights advocate and I support poop fracking."

by Testicunator May 27, 2024

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

Poop fracking

Poop Fracking

A colloquial terminology referring to the act of vigorously "eating ass".

"I am a bottoms' rights advocate and I support poop fracking."

by Testicunator May 27, 2024

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024