d-ups

The act of working out by lifting yourself up and down with nothing but your erection

Ex. Push ups with your dick

“I haven’t done my D-ups yet man I can’t come over”

by Yeetusominus June 8, 2019

big d!ck bronco supreme

The culinary specialty, big d!ck bronco pappi supream is a fugking masterpace. It is the reason I fugking consider living another day without commuting not alive. The few places is it is legal to buy a thicc unit of this god creation is the ring of mars, and my mommies meth kitchen. I recommend buying one today because oooh mama they are a fugking recipe to heart disease

“Hey man did you remember my fatas big d!ck pappi supreme that I ordered?”
“Oh yeuh man I got it right here *pulls it out gooey tasty (thicc) pizza from underneath (fourskin)* thank me later man”

big d!ck bronco supreme is the best pizza you will ever taste

by B0bR0$$_69 March 12, 2020

D-Rail

Doing a big fat rail of coke off of a dick.

I was down at the gay bar and I saw a guy doing a D-Rail in the bathroom.

by Honky Tonk Mang January 1, 2023

W. A. D. R.

(With All Due Respect )

The 'GRAND MOTHER' (not to be confused w/ "Grandmother") of all "DISCLAIMERS" in the genre of 'Polite Speaking'..
Maintaing your status as a 'gentleman' (/woman) whilst still taking the time to correct a speaker (or commenter) on their "incorrectness" regarding a matter.

Something you say before (as a gesture of kindness) you make someone else look like a total jackass for speaking on something THEY don't fully-undetstand.

Something you say to the cops right before you refuse their request.

A quick 'pardon' in the pursuit of correct information being circulated on the internet.

W. A. D. R. "With All Due Respect" Officer, I'm NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS."

by ThaBlackness13 December 20, 2022

female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

by 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride B1tches July 8, 2021

D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008