Brown Hound Dog

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?

by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

Uncooked hot dog

Otherwise known as raw dog. Describes the act of unprotected fornication.

Jimmy was short on time, so he went in with an uncooked hot dog.

by Lokedawgy13 September 24, 2017

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

raw dog specialist

One who is an expert at raw dogging the hoes and not getting them pregnant.

He never uses a rubber when he fucks. That's a raw dog specialist right there.

by Vino_p September 9, 2015

Dead dying dog

Used usually by Indigenous Australians means your a dog. That's Both dead and dying at the Same time. It's used as and insult usually pronounce dead dying dawwwg . Sometimes had an extra "dumb" between dying and dog

White fulla : yea shuddup aye mate

black deadly fulla: yea come ere then ya dead dying dog.

by Your invited to me cookout April 7, 2022

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Where’s your dog?

What the fuck are you doing?

Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?

by Ggeogjt222222 August 28, 2020