John Lovgren

John is drama queen in latin and Lovgren means gay in Spanish

Is you can describe a stupid animal in one word it would be John Lovgren

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John Cranium

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

by anonymous April 14, 2023

john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy

WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD

by Grussy November 28, 2022