The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
Get the Right handmug. A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
Get the Hand Gibbermug. by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024
Get the Eagle Handsmug. Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
Get the hand-me-down retardedmug. The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.
by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslopmug. Wegmans employees that maintain the appearance and safety of the parking lot, vestibule and landscaped areas; gather shopping carts, and lend a “helping hand” by walking customers to their vehicles, and helping them load there groceries into the vehicle. Most of them are young men in their teens and twenties. You can tell them apart from other employees by their distinctive highlighter neon green shirts that say “Helping Hands” on them, and the shorts that they are allowed to wear during late Spring, summer, and early Fall. most other Wegmans employees are never allowed to wear shorts. Helping Hands used to wear traffic cone orange shirts.
They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.
They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.
While I was cashing out, the cashier was so very kind and offered helping hands since she saw my hands were full with a baby, and it was still pouring. They took my cart full of bagged groceries in the store while I borrowed one of their umbrellas to get us into the car, almost without getting wet! I drove my car up to the front of the store, and a Helping Hands employee packed up my car for me!
by Bigdickjonez January 1, 2024
Get the Helping Handsmug. When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the McLend me a Handmug.