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Chinese Chicken 

A fried chicken of chinese decent, created by the communist chinese government to reduce mass population problems. While it has been often debated what causes the consumer to die (some believe its laced with cyanide) one thing is for sure, you take one bite and your brain stops tickin.
"Life sucks, can I get me one of those chinese chickens over there."
Chinese Chicken by Dan Miller December 3, 2004

tootsie chicken sniffer 

the act of eating a tootsie roll while smelling the cum filled ass of the chicken that you just fucked
petey told me one day he loves the tootsie chicken sniffer

seishwan chicken

a type of chicken made by multiple chinese women peeing into a cup, adding some salt and pepper, and finally drying the ingredients in order to use them as marinade. They then pour the ingredients onto the chicken and enjoy some delicious Seishwan Chicken.
"Tony, I am going to kill you in call of duty Modern Warfare 2."

"Rod, go eat some of my fucking seishwan chicken, that shit is tasty."

"Tony, I will kill you and then shove seishwan chicken down your throat."
seishwan chicken by I Love Seishwan November 23, 2009

Lebanese Chicken Slap

Originating as an Islamic punishment for adultery and petty theft in the early 7th century, Lebanese Chicken Slapping (coming from the Old Arabic word 'Lyibnas ch'qn Al-Slapping' meaning; 'to slap dat bitch') began a revival in the 1980s when firearms, namely grenades, became readily available to the Lebanese public. The concept involves the restrainers, the perpetrator and the Chicken Slapper, the restrainers will hold the perpetrator down whilst the Chicken Slapper has the rewarding job of inserting as many pinless grenades into the perpetrators rectum, before him and his motley crew of Chicken Slappers run, the ultimate aim is not only to punish the perpetrator so they learn never to do it again, but also for the Chicken Slappers themselves to avoid injury.
Although originating in Lebanon, due to large enclaves of Lebanese descendants in Australia, The US, Canada and Great Britain the legend lives on and is more commonly used against disliked peoples and for casual friendly banter.
"Hey Zarak, there's that girl we don't like with the googly eyes and greasy hair, we should so go over there and Lebanese Chicken Slap her!"
"Haha, yeah, just for shits and giggles though init!"

Fuck yo chicken strips

A game of chicken 

When two fast vehicles drive full speed at each other and wait for the other vehicle to turn away. Whoever dos turn away is the chicken, but often times neither chickens out and they end up crashing.
Bill challenged Ron to a game of chicken on the old run way!