smack a bear

Smoke a bowl

Let’s smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 18, 2022

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022

Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.

It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.

by GungaDan August 26, 2022

Build-A-Bear

When the dude isn’t fully erect so you gotta stuff his penis inside so he can get it going.

He had whiskey dick so I had to assist getting it inside me by stuffing it into my vagina hole with my fingers. It brought back memories of going to Build-A-Bear at the mall.

by The Vulgar Mystic July 6, 2022

fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022