November 9- Give your friend a present

Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.

"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"

by Katylen November 8, 2021

National Give your significant other a mug day

You're meant to give your significant other a mug today.

bob: Hey Lisa I got you a mug!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!

by LetMeMakeYourDay April 13, 2022

u dumbass we do not have a website

hahah. u so unbelievably dumb

person 1 says some dumb shit
person 2 kicks him out of the conversation, puta him back later and semds this link. person 2 put a lot of time and effort in this site.
person 1 klicks the link and be sooo fucked. he be thinking:" lmaooo he got me gooooood"
u dumbass we do not have a websitebis used for that exact reason

by benjiboy 1837282993 June 10, 2018

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head

guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

go bite that sibling!

hey sibling *CHOMP*
ow that hurt!
hah it’s January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

by i’m the koolest of them all January 15, 2021

Nothing but life support for a pussy

A term used for a woman who is a huge bitch and /or cock block queen.

Forget it she's nothing but life support for a pussy.

by The Fury 13 October 22, 2010

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020