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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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Poop

poop is a solid that comes out of your ass when you sit on the toilet and push.
Poop can be used for building bricks or used as soil in farms
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Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.
"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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Poop

Poop is a substance that comes out of your behind
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
Friend 1: Nah man, last night i couldn't Poop at all!
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
by Jenni <3 September 12, 2021
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poop

very yummy
poop is something you eat that is very yummy and crunchy
by poop12354263467 September 26, 2021
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Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.
Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
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Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.
The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.
by Tashispice June 6, 2016
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