Fat shit

A shit so large, it’s reached the bottom of the toilet and still coming out your fat ass

Fucking Joe just destroyed that toilet with a fat shit

by Ya boi fat possum March 1, 2021

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"

On a hot summer day, Hi-C is the Shit's Tits.

by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm

"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014