poop

poop

I need to go to the toilet and poop really bad!

by ARHMPLAYZ March 31, 2022

Poop pegging

When you sit on somebody else’s ass and shit inside their anus and it pegs them.

John “Hey, Jimmy do you want do some poop pegging?”
Jimmy “Sure John, I will go bottom.”

by Gold#1337 February 9, 2021

CAMERA POOP

when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it

debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter

by stotteyman May 19, 2010

Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.

Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap

by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

poop

what comes out of your moms ass

she shit poop

by Virginated Spookz June 12, 2021

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021