Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.
John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.
by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

by ulysses rafoni October 18, 2021

Gethin John Hens is an icon of his time, top tier bff and pure mad mewing master, worlds No.1 guitarist, loves women (6'10 btw), future Kurt Cobain.
by anonymous February 7, 2024

by ×*\&&÷&&!!&\'\!&.!.-.!.!,-&.=, July 31, 2019

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
by anonymous October 2, 2020

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024

A quarter ounce of marijuana
by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018
