John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent

‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy’

by uccers May 1, 2019

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John

A thoughtful person

Oh how thoughtful of John

by Thumb123456 September 11, 2021

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023