Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 09, 2022

Triangle Eyes

When you are attracted to roads.

Bluds smashin the road, hes got them triangle eyes!

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

tokyo red eye

A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.

The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.

by CaptainCrixus May 20, 2017

Glittery pink eye

Putting glitter in your ass and farting it out.

Last night a stripper gave me a glittery pink eye.

by PNW OG December 09, 2020

Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 July 15, 2008

Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)

Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!

by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018

eye pic

sent by someone who likes you, more than likely on snapchat. if you receive one of these, this person is a simp for you

“They sent me an eye pic!! i cant believe they like me back!!”

by tylerthecreatorfanlol April 15, 2022