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Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool
by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023
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The meaning of life

1. To know the meaning of life, you must first understand that life is just this giant race against the storm we call death. As the many species in life multiply to survive, they suffer challenges and plagues that ultimately stunt or empower the many species into forced evolution. Causing some life to become easier and easier to maintain, or like the rest who die off so their new generations can live on.

Life, like many things in the world, is vulnerable to age; due to our composition being made of mostly non living elements, and also dependent on the moisture that eventually dries up due to constant growth.
Rowley: “So what I’m trying to say is that to look at life like a race of species isn’t entirely incorrect, but is an insanely outdated concept due to evolution allowing the precious gift of knowledge. Ultimately creating the most egotistical, and evil apex predators to ever live. Because if not them, the others will be much more horrifying.”

Greg: “I think the meaning of life is to down a 5th a henny and cross the Sahara ”
by who143 January 20, 2024
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life

its a curse
life is a curse
by Demonic_Duck May 14, 2019
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Life

Wow...did you Just search “life”? On Urban dictionary? Well...the meaning of life is pizza
Guy 1 : ... what's the meaning of life?
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my

goddam pizza man,
by Chick_with_good_wifi January 22, 2022
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Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.
Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.
by P-L March 27, 2024
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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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