friends

something ill never have

"Guys, I have friends! But they're imaginary.."

by sdflvkmnfjdksl; February 23, 2021

World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.

Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day

by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021

Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care each other with a feeling that they can’t explain. They don’t know well each other. But they try enough.

Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)

by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021

Friends

Friends, people who you can call names and they won’t care. they also are always talking to you behind your back and one day becoming your enemy.

Friends, is also a tv show about six people who are actual jokes and end up dating.

Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Monica

Ross and Rachel end up getting together after 2 breaks up and accidentally getting married ( ends up in Rosses third divorce)
Chandler and Monica get together after a night in London.

Joey and Phoebe find there own two people and they all live happy ever after (there is more than just that to the show but you have to watch it)

I have no friends.
Before I go to bed I watch friends.

by I have friends don’t bully me February 23, 2020

friends

people who put us with your bull shit when no one else can

hey are we friends??

by Yo-guys-what-up June 16, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012