DIrty Oskar

When two boys do 69 to eachother but one of them pisses in the other boys mouth

hey bro want me to do a Dirty Oskar

Hell yeah ;)

by ADMINBRO May 23, 2021

Dirty keely

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.

"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"

by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019

DIRTY LIFEGUARD

To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.

"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"

by 9078675309 October 15, 2008

Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020

the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

Dirty Avalanche

when fuckin a bitch outside in the winter ya slip your wang out her twat, dip it in the snow, then surprise her by putting it back in her ass.

steve: "Hey i gave my bitch the dirty avalanche"
joe: "you put it in her ass with some snow on your cock"?
steve: "hell ya.bitch is a dirty slut"

by stoneyinyurass May 15, 2009

The Dirty 30

The result of a dramatic increase in alcohol consumption combined with cafeteria style eating you encounter in First year of University. The Freshman 15 taken to a whole new level.

Trevor- have you seen Maddie lately?
Jordan- the weight gain?
Trevor- she's hit the dirty 30
Jordan- classic

Calum- getting a little husky there bud
John- I know, it's the dirty 30

by DonkeyKong_ May 1, 2010