fuck boy

How to tell if you've got a fuck boy:

1) he's flirting
2) he's talked to at least five girls before you
3) he's acting like shit
4) he's consuming shit while acting like shit
5) he walks off like shit after consuming shit while acting like shit
6) he just pissed you off.

You date a boy named Jason. He asks you out on your first date on Friday. He gets you in bed and you try IT. When you go to school on Monday, he's kissing another girl. You run up to him and yell, "WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" He shrugs and says "you weren't good in bed."

He's a fuck boy.

by WTFISYOURUSERNAME September 21, 2016

fuck boy

A boy who is so obsessed with his own genitals that he feels it necessary to harass women about how great they are.

Are you still going out with that guy? No he was such a fuck boy. All he wanted was sex.

by Get fucked September 8, 2016

Frosted Fucks

Frosted Fucks are the male equivalent of Bitch Flakes.

A term used to describe someone who is pissy, irritable, and insulting towards others - usually in the morning (hence a nice, big bowl of "Frosted Fucks" to start the day)

Did you have an extra bowl of Frosted Fucks this morning?

by JuxtaPositionYou August 17, 2003

fuck-a-llama

expletive used for situations of frustration or bewilderment. More powerful than "fuck-a-duck" and less offensive than "God dammit"

Fuck-a-llama, our paper is due in two hours and bitches won't stop editing it!

by wordwizardz December 6, 2011

Fuck Bags

Vulgar term used to describe condoms.

Hold on a minute Jenny. I've got to purchase the economy pack of fuck bags for the trip to Vegas!

by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011

Luck Fuck

Noun.
When a fortuitous coincidence brings about the opportunity for an unplanned or unexpected bout of sexual intercourse.

or Verb.
"luckfucked"

Noun:

Dave: How was that party last night?

Pete: Man, it was awesome. I met this blonde chick and I got me a luck fuck.

Verb:

Sue: How was your birthday?

Valerie: It was great. I got luckfucked at the club.

by Joyanes October 17, 2011

Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004