Libby F**king Morris

the baddest of bitches, but in a gender neutral way

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris”

by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021

Daven Allen King

He is an unusual kid that is a bot at games he is funny but has no friends.

Daven Allen King is running away.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

The Feminist King

literally me

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023

King Tabingo

A legendary ruler who runs his kingdom like a perfectly dysfunctional command economy. Under King Tabingo’s reign, every citizen is required to follow his “Five-Year Plan,” which changes every five minutes. He controls all production, distribution, and even the national snack supply—usually to make sure he gets the biggest portion. Known for giving extremely dramatic speeches about efficiency while personally causing 90% of the inefficiency. Subjects fear his most powerful decree: “Because I said so.”

Despite the absolute rule, King Tabingo insists his leadership style is “collaborative,” meaning he collaborates with himself and then announces the decision to everyone else.

“Bro, our group project turned into a command economy the moment Tyler started acting like King Tabingo and assigning everyone jobs without asking.”

by zvlr December 5, 2025