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Joe

She lives with or maybe not. You might love her or maybe not. She is your life (literally) Who am I

The Answer is JOE MAMA U DUMB AUTISTIC CHILD
P1:Joe constructed Ligma from yuri and they had to do surgery on his Updog P2:Whos Joe Whos Yuri Whats Ligma Whats Updog P1:*inhales*
by EpicGamer2323 October 24, 2019
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Joe

A super big ass black guy formed of all the bloods and crips
Guy:holy shit it's joe

joe:eats him whole then in a super deep voice*he tastes like chicken
by Damian Lucerne October 1, 2017
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Joe Daddy

The opposite of Joe Mama . This can imply to anything who can say. It doesn't even half to make sense.
Man: You know who is in your house?
Man 2: Joe Daddy was in your house

Girl: How are you today?
Boy: Joe Daddy

Boy: You Know who is better than Eminem?
Boy 2: Who?
Boy: Joe Daddy is better than Eminem?
by AntMan614 November 17, 2021
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Joe's

T: I got Joe's
Mike: I'll take 8 Joe's please
by Buddyscott501 December 15, 2018
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe Davies

An very large bear with a great personality, Lights up a room with his shiny nose as he always has a cold. Makes everyone laugh because his face is just that funny
Joe Davies is on his way you can see his nose from a Mile away
by Anonymouskoala February 15, 2020
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