Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 17, 2022

slut eyes

When a group of friends is out and about and they see a dog with some real What A Chad like behaviour, so they have to shame the dog by making a comment loud enough that the owner can hear it and carry the shame of the dog.

Person 1: Ew, that dog has total slut eyes.

Person 2: Ew, yeah gross

by MissCathM May 08, 2018

Eye Popper

The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.

After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."

by Steve52 April 04, 2009

my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by aggressivefart May 05, 2022

Eye Reader

It is a person that reads eyes

That person is a eye reader

by ncasndksadksadjksacsandcksandk April 04, 2019

Eye-Push Dimension

When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.

*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.

by Aplhre August 19, 2015

student eyes

When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.

Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''

Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''

Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''

Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''

Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''

Students: ''Yeah...''

by Bobby Greenery April 02, 2024