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Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii
Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”
by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025
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new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe
You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022
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Wii-gy

When four people play the Nintendo Wii with whatever 'party' style games. The combination of two words Wii and Orgy. also known as a Wii-some but Wii-some also defines only three people.
Jonny's mom caught us pulling Wii-gy with the cute girls from work.
by ironicric May 10, 2010
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Wii U

A Nintendo console with amazing games that was brought down by its shitty hardware and cringey marketing.
James: Wanna play on my Wii U?

John: Wasn’t that the console that my uncle bought like 5 years ago and hasn’t used since?
by fhddhffjdfh June 19, 2022
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Wii

The thing that set Nintendo back 7 years
by Red4728472 January 3, 2021
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Wii-Sportssexual

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.
1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."
by LULALOVER February 1, 2025
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Wii Remoting

The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.
Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.
by SlaySacker November 2, 2022
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