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whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'
by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 21, 2020
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Whatever

WHATEVER is a bull shit word that means "you just don't give a shit" about any thing That is going on about the situation AT THE TIME "WHATEVER" is said when your frustrated or pissed.
Mom says: "The house is clean when I leave for work every day, so when I get back from work I exspext the house to be clean as well".

Kids/dad: says "WHATEVER"
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Whatever

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.
Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself
by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023
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Whatever lifts your luggage

A phrase meaning "whatever gives you sexual pleasure" or "whatever sexual activity you enjoy." It's used similarly to "whatever floats your boat," but specifically carries a knowing, often ironic, reference to sexual preferences and activities.

Originates from the excuse used by anti-gay activist George Rekers in 2010 when caught traveling with a male escort ("rent boy"). Rekers absurdly claimed he only hired the young man to literally lift his luggage.

Popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and comedians like Stephen Colbert, who seized on the flimsy excuse. "Lifting someone's luggage" became a euphemism for providing sexual pleasure, often (but not exclusively) in a same-sex context.

The phrase "Whatever lifts your luggage" extends this to a general, sexually-tinged statement of acceptance for someone's preferences or kinks.
As a general statement of acceptance (like "whatever floats your boat," but sexual):

Person A: "I don't understand their particular fetish."

Person B: "Hey, whatever lifts your luggage, right? Live and let live."

As a euphemism for the sexual act itself (often using the verb form "lift luggage"):

"He claimed he was just going over to 'study', but judging by the sounds, I think they were lifting some luggage."

"After Rekers got caught, everyone joked about whether he found someone else to lift his luggage."
With direct ironic reference to the origin:

"He spends all day condemning 'the lifestyle' online, but you just know he's secretly looking for someone to help lift his luggage."
by C41n March 25, 2025
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Cool Whatever Late

Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.
Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.
by MyNameIsMr.TylerNotMr.Taylor October 4, 2009
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