smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 2, 2017

dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

by Bob October 12, 2004

cooch weasel

a boy who slaps two bitches at ones time so he can get mad poon.

"Dylan you are such a cooch weasel"

by sergio12 August 3, 2007

sneaky weasel

A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.

Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.

by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005

Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011

Frosting Weasel

A device used to put decorative frosting on cookies and cakes; another term for a cake decorator

Use the frosting weasel to make the roses on the cake

by Brie December 1, 2004