Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023

Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

Weapon ball battles

A series of balls fighting with weapons

Weapon ball battles is peak.

by niki123567890 July 24, 2025

Weaponized schizophrenia

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.

Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024

Quinnard (Weapon)

Any type of small, lethal throwable such as tomahawks, throwing knives, etc. higher ranking quinnard weapons are also ballistic knives and crossbow bolts. Can be used as a verb (act of quinnarding). Most popular in games such as Call of Duty.

I got my Quinnard ready, let’s roll.

I just got Quinnarded so hard back there

A Quinnard (weapon) is a small, lethal, sharp weapon.

I’m out to go do some Quinnarding.

by King Dexter IV October 29, 2021

Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².

These heated iron weapons really can kill.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019