weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

Old School weapons

refers to weapons in amtgard that arent made like newer weapons, i.e non ultra lights

such as cores of pvc and use of duct tape

sum are even deliver the justice

man he knocked my wepon out of my hand with that old shcool sword

by anonymous January 7, 2005

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

heavy weapons

totally awesome in a fantastic way.

That new car is heavy weapons.

by james labocki June 18, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A brother commin outta jail, with no job, education or direction in life. Waiting to explode and go back to the penn again.

D'Angelo be ready to explode like a W.M.D., his momma gunna straight trip

by D'Angelo July 3, 2003

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003