Weakulent

Being extremely weak and not clutch.

Sanjay is weakulent.

by The White Noob March 22, 2010

weaksauce

Something that is incredibly lame, weak, or uncool.

Jake: Did you see Jarrod's pink shirt?
Frank: Yeah, man, that rag is total weaksauce!

by Mat B December 30, 2005

Weakass Bitch

A person that is weak resulting in them being someone's bitch, AKA a Pushover.

I wouldn't recommend making a Weakass Bitch your bitch due to the fact that these are usually the people that get pushed too far and then one day just snap.

Douche #1 - That guy over there is such a Weakass Bitch, I made him do all my work and if he doesn't, I'll beat the shit out of him.

Douche #2 - Awesome. *Highfive*

by Epidemick September 28, 2008

weaksauce mcweak

Someone who can't stay up past 12:30 AM because they lack the ability of being "awesome". Usually falls asleep after this time immediately or has some type of excuse, ex. I have work at 10 in the morning, I need sleep.

The mcweak refers to the person taking the insult, and the weaksauce refers to being weak, insufficient, puny, pathetic, or even at times saucey.

"Man, Taylor and Jordan should make a club called Weaksauce Mcweaks united, they apparently can't stay up past 12:30."

"That guys such a weaksauce mcweak, who works at 10 in the morning?"

by Rapom June 1, 2009

Weakner

One that is deemed to be not as strong as his or her peers in a physical state. It is judged by his or her peers.

Dan:Hey, Brad I can do 10 pushups can you even do 5?
Brad: No, I can barely do 2 .
Dan: What a weakner!

by therealmockingjay April 30, 2014

Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Weaksauce

Paltry, insufficient, and laughable in effort

Terribly offended, the girl could only point and laugh at the weaksauce in Ximian's shorts.

by DTM Power August 18, 2003