Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!

Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!

by Boom1986 May 31, 2019

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Danker Wanker

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.

Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker

by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016