Wallet

A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.

I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.

by Social Distomancy March 03, 2024

Wallet

men

Nina= Ugh my boyfriend only bought me a coach bag

Angie= hes being a wallet lol

by HUH? YEAH IM BI June 03, 2021

Wallet

Droopy, saggy breasts

Man, that girl had a set of wallets.

by rfaf June 03, 2016

Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack

Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet

by Mcnuggs10! July 02, 2022

chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

Wallet Tuna

Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.

A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.

Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.

-It's your turn to pay.

-Wait what is this? A tuna in your wallet?

-No. This is wallet tuna.

by Wallet Tuna July 02, 2022

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019