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Anal Wake

Girlfriend: Im awake.
Boyfriend: Do you want anal wake?
by ohnomyroofleaking September 18, 2025
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Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.
I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...
by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021
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wake-n-bake

A tanning salon that also serves coffee
We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.
by Interiorfix March 25, 2025
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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wake up the neighborhood

a military term meaning to give up your position or make it more aware that you are there.
person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”

person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”

person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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chrissy wake up

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY
by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022
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