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Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.
A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?
by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023
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The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
The frosty valentine”
“What”
Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
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valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them
“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”
by scopthicc February 11, 2021
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valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
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valentine

Have a valentine day brownie
by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.
It's Valentine's day!
Let's build Valentine a statue.

How big?
Yes.
Cool.
by Bière November 22, 2021
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Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.
VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day
by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019
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