University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

by KJ November 29, 2004

a universal time

some game on roblox thats just a massive jojo reference

person 1:hey have you heard of aut
person 2: what?
person 1: a universal time?
person 2: oh yeah that game i've played it
*person one lays knife back on the table*: good..

by datoneamongusguy October 12, 2020

Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.

"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

by Flash-Bender June 21, 2003

Zoom University

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.

“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”

by I like cheez-it September 16, 2020

Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows

Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code

by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016

Universal Gigolo

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.

At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo

by LTF2 August 27, 2006

Aureus University

The worst caribbean med school ever, YEET

That gay ass nigga went to Aureus University and didn't match, now he works at Rona.

by Dr. Gowen Eater July 03, 2019