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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
mugGet the Swat the Twatmug.

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.
You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.
by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012
mugGet the Twat Blockermug.

twat pocket

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.
by kristen renae September 11, 2003
mugGet the twat pocketmug.

nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.
by akybrky September 29, 2009
mugGet the nigger twatmug.

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
mugGet the twat swattermug.

Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.
My roomate works at Big Twats.
by D B R January 8, 2008
mugGet the Big Twatsmug.

Gook Twat

An asian girls vagina.

The(brown snatch)surrounding anatomy of an asian girls vagina.

An asian kid with more videogames than Nintendo.

A hypoactive asian child acting foolish or childish.
Show me that young gook twat!

Look at that gook twat playing his videogames again!!

HEY!! I said stop it!! Stop being a GOOK TWAT!!
by Tony Hughes December 26, 2005
mugGet the Gook Twatmug.

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