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twat wig

1~ an actual wig for a twat. for anyone who actually wants twat hair but cannot grow it due to alopecia ect

2~ A name for someone whos always around pussy but never penetrates it
David you always hang round with all the bitches and never fuck any of them you twat wig
by Dazatron December 30, 2011
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
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twat pocket

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.
by kristen renae September 11, 2003
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nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.
by akybrky September 29, 2009
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twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
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Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.
My roomate works at Big Twats.
by D B R January 8, 2008
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Gook Twat

An asian girls vagina.

The(brown snatch)surrounding anatomy of an asian girls vagina.

An asian kid with more videogames than Nintendo.

A hypoactive asian child acting foolish or childish.
Show me that young gook twat!

Look at that gook twat playing his videogames again!!

HEY!! I said stop it!! Stop being a GOOK TWAT!!
by Tony Hughes December 26, 2005
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