Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Tucker Fucker

A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.

Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"

by Atef Lord August 17, 2022

Tucker

A very very very very very very very very very very very very tall South African guy who really loves Hummus and Lentil soup.

Look, here is Tucker. He is eating Hummus and Lentil soup.

by bubbleslovingsara September 8, 2022

Santonio Tucker Jr

A fine ass dark skin with dreads and sexy ass voice

OMG is that, that fine ass dark skin santonio tucker jr

by everybody babymamas October 24, 2022

Blaine Tucker

Gets all the bitches

Blaine Tucker is so slay

by Axel_T October 29, 2022

Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022

plum tuckered

being so tired after a plum tuckering day of breaking your arm and becoming a horse girl that you go to bed at 5pm much to everyone’s suspicion

henry: henryway, i am plum tuckered. i’m going to bed.
piper: but it’s only 5 o’clock?
henry: already? oh jeez i am plum tuckered goodnight

by jacenormanlover May 2, 2022