death tube

a unique term used almost solely when referring to the walking tunnel at Lakeland Community College

When my class in the A building was over, i used the death tube to walk to the T building.

by yourbootsarecool August 28, 2018

Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.

"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"

by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013

Tube and slot

Sex, refers to the joining of male (tube) and female (slot) genitalia.

Want to play a little tube and slot?

by Tubedude December 17, 2017

Blood tube

A part of your anus,known as the rectum

I wanna stick my fingers in yo blood tube tonight

by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis

Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.

by [e-mail] June 28, 2016

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018