little brass trumpet 

kind of like a semi-boner, only not as much. usually caused by a not so hott chick that has a nice body.

I had a little brass trumpet when i was looking down her shirt at her nice tits, it's just too bad she's fugly.

little brass trumpet by r0dney j0ns0n June 26, 2004

ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another

Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!

ass trumpet by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004

rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

rusty trumpet by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

irish trumpet 

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

irish trumpet by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018

Thimble Trumpet 

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity

Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"

Thimble Trumpet by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006

Junket Trumpet 

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

Junket Trumpet by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Sympathy Trumpet 

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.

"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"

Sympathy Trumpet by Not Timothy May 9, 2013