(n) an ass that is so mammoth in proportions that it looks as if it could do the work of a tractor and plow a field.
(adj) describing a person who often makes so much of an ass of themselves, bringing them along is as laborious as plowing a field.
(adj) describing a person who often makes so much of an ass of themselves, bringing them along is as laborious as plowing a field.
(N) wow, Gina needs to lay off the fried chicken, she's getting a real tractor ass.
(adj) Fuckin' A, i dont want to bring Ted, he's such a tractor ass.
(adj) Fuckin' A, i dont want to bring Ted, he's such a tractor ass.
by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007
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Hey Trails. Why do you keep trailing?" "Shut up. I'm making a pizza." "How very trailsy of you.""whateverihateyou.""Love you, Trails!
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Get the Dirt Trail mug.A Snail Trail is when a female leaves a sticky residue in their underwear or when they leave a slimy trail on a surface such as furniture, a bed, or on a chair. It will sometimes appear as a moist, damp, or a wet spot but will often resemble a trail that a snail will leave behind, usually requiring Lysol or Clorox (both recommended) to clean up. It can appear as a fluorescent white, sticky, glue like substance that will harden if not cleaned up immediately, but will sometimes contain blood making Clorox absolutely necessary. If the Snail Trail is brown, it can indicate the individual doesn't wipe their ass or they have a turtle head peaking out. It may or may not have a smell, depending on the size and the color of the trail.
That girl I had over last night left an epic snail trail all over my bed sheets and my pillow case. What the fuck was she doing, riding my pillow? I had to use a whole can of Lysol to clean that shit!
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Dude 1: Did you see those bitches crammed in that car driving around?
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.
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