Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.

"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"

by godkre666 June 20, 2022

towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt October 22, 2015

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

venting towel

When venting a beer for chugging a little bitch uses a towel so they won't get a booboo.

Hey did you see Ben Macey using that venting towel?

-yeah that kids a huge pussy

by Gggardner December 11, 2016

towel lifter

Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.

*Girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend*
"Woah, he's a real towel lifter!"

by TL-impossibles September 17, 2013

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021