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sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream
Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.
by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022
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handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.
Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?
by arlingo October 27, 2017
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tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
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toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head
Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled
by humplehump June 8, 2007
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Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
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National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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