Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.

Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex

by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012

eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.

He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.

by NopeNah October 20, 2017

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011

towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt October 22, 2015

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016