When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024
Get the Paper Towel Richmug. The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012
Get the Tea Towel Methodmug. He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.
by NopeNah October 20, 2017
Get the eating towelsmug. by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016
Get the cheese towelmug. To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011
Get the Sandy Towelmug. After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
by Squirting burt October 22, 2015
Get the towel juicemug. When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016
Get the beaner bath towelmug.