beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

V beat

The “heartbeat” between a girls legs when she is horny/ turned on. Short for vagina heartbeat.

Carrie: “Yesterday jack kissed my neck and my v beat went off.”
Allie: “Omg girl did anything happen?”
Carrie: “No but I was so turned on.”

by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019

Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.

Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.

by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008

Casio Beat

When the drum and/or base of a song sounds bad and repetitive, like the producer used preprogrammed instrumentals from a Casio keyboard.

Amateur rappers on YouTube suck, most of them sound like they're using Casio beats.

by Urban Jew/distortedview.com February 5, 2010

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011