One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.
“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”
by Brrezie March 18, 2021
Get the Squad Hagmug. by finnisstupid December 20, 2023
Get the ass hagmug. A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
Get the Gag Hagmug. the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
Get the cupboard hagmug. A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.
Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.
by Serao July 13, 2010
Get the schoolyard hagmug. A woman who has a tireless appetite for dancing and is not only very good at it but is also much fun to be around.
Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.
Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.
by scampi0001 May 16, 2013
Get the Dance hagmug. by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
Get the Bessie Hagmug.