An extremely large or excessive amount of fecal matter left in one sitting. Usually resulting in massive amounts of plunging.
Joe Bob:" Hot damn! That was one hell of a poop chair! Those turds were piled up to my butt cheeks by the time i was finnished."
by Jedder July 13, 2009

by The Chair Box March 26, 2010

by McGyver January 14, 2005

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.
by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

I was so excited to be in Hollywood that I came in early this morning and took off all my clothing and sat naked on each one of your seats
by 04 January 19, 2009

Someone who folds when confronted, or when conflict affects their own agenda. A person who gives in and agrees to the terms of the other party, regardless of how ridiculous it might be.
Hey Chris, there's no way I'm going to be able to help you with that favor, I know you loaned me money, but I can't pay you back, and I'm not going to help you. (Joe)
Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"
Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"
by Kuntry Beau June 15, 2017

A Chair usually infront of your gaming computer or infront of your tv that has the smell of a mixture of shit and slight piss, or the smell of swet due to the fact that you haven't been taking a shower and your ass literally lives on that chair and has grown it's roots on it.
Joe: Damn dude I play so much of call of duty I have a gaming chair now.
Bob: Ew that must smell like shit.
Joe: Yeah dude every time I take a shower and sit on it it smells like the ass of yesterday.
Bob: Ew that must smell like shit.
Joe: Yeah dude every time I take a shower and sit on it it smells like the ass of yesterday.
by Darte July 1, 2016
