your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
by Anita bee j October 21, 2021
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Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club
Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours
Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient
If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club
Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours
Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient
If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
by Johnson Smith inc October 30, 2021
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by DarkWolf741 January 19, 2018
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Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019
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