There’s no place like Gibraltar

An oftentimes sarcastic phrase used to mockingly state how great somewhere is when in reality it is the opposite.

‘Hey man, how was your trip home?’

‘Oh you know how it is, nothing going on back there’

‘There’s no place like Gibraltar amirite’

by Alex Horne September 12, 2023

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

There's no n skunty

Skunty s the organzaton behnd the well known mnecraft plugn Skrpt, that allows server admns to develop 'scrpts' for ther server. Scrpts allow users to mplement functonalty nto ther server wth mnmum programmng experence. t s a substtute to plugns.

There's no n skunty, baefell.

by Average skrpt user June 19, 2024

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

There's nothing illusory about it

Death will either prove or disprove God. You're fucking up my contingency plan by being obstinate and doing the dystopia.

Hym "There's nothing illusory about it. That's an answer. That's THE answer. And you're eating up a bunch of my energy right now. I'm going to have to get a gaggle of lesbians soon and switch to sexual energy or something because I'm less angry and more... Potemkin? HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTAAAAAH!!!!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025