Bob How

The hardest cockney to walk the planet. who can sell anything. Absolute beast of a human.

Wow he's a Bob How.

by Bob How July 4, 2023

Bob Nich

The captain of a boat. He has the sickest haircuts, and he wears fresh glasses. He slays. Bob Nich is what everyone yells out for no reason. Bob Nich is a nice guy. He is a hardcore gamer.

Bob Nich!
Bob Nich!!

by OG DLG ROCKER April 24, 2015

Bob Howler

A 'Bob Howler' is a slang term from the Midlands for a very large moth.

Wow, would you look at that Bob Howler, it's a big'un

by Moth Expert September 25, 2010

College Bob

An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.

(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

(Example 2)

Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!

(Example 3)

Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?

Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.

Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.

Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)

Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?

Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers

Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012

Bob

The poor guy in Surgeon Simulator, which is the most tragic game ever made.

Bob.

by Oxyphenbutazone June 18, 2013

Bob

Bitch on benefits

Lucie: Hi, Stephen!

Stephen: Fuck off you stupid bob!

by Stephen ;) July 4, 2011

Bobs

1. A general term for middle management who inundate their workers with meaningless meetings and bumper-sticker style slogans as token attempts to increase productivity but only solidify apathy.

2. An ode to Office Space style management who Lumberg their employees

Steve: I have a meeting with the Bobs
Dirk: That blows

by KennJ November 9, 2012